Introductions are in order

My name is Charlotte. That's yes ma'am to you. I own this apartment, and share it graciously with my lowly servant, the Woman. You'll no doubt hear more of her as time progresses, but for now, all you need know is that she cleans up after me, prepares my meals, draws my water, and provides ample entertainment.

As introductions have now been completed, I shall retire to my chair by the fish tank, and relax until it is time to rouse the Woman a little after 2am.

Good night, all.